Michael Scott, I get paperDunder MifflinDroppin’ bars like the weight rackAt Planet FitWord to Pam from The OfficeWe both have a gym/Jim Turn this TV offAnd tell a televangelistI’m hazardousI’m here to handle thisSo send an ambulanceBut not for meYou’re ’bout to need a candlelitVigil in Los AngelesYour life is but a magic trickAbracadabra, then…